General Observations About the Planet

• The kind of people who dislike cats are also the kind of people who watch the movie but don't read the book.
• The kind of perfume people wear often reflects their personalities.
• One's favorite color actually has no insights into your personality at all.
• Kids' shows/movies are infinitely better than the kind for older people.
• Pets are great listeners when it comes to talking about your problems.
• Non-fatal food allergies are easily ignored when you consider how good the food tastes.
• Scented candles make everything 434578% better.
• The most painful experiences in life are childbirth, breaking a bone, and stepping on a lego...in that order.
• Comic Sans is an insult to the universe's intelligence.
• Cats are much smarter than humans.
• IXFXs are fantastic snugglers, INFJs have the most random thoughts, and INTJs are hilarious.
• Disney is one of God's greatest gifts to the world.
• Jamming out to your music on headphones is so incredibly cathartic.