Why is writing a blog post so monumentally hard for me?

Really? Why can't i stick to a posting schedule? Why can't i ever think of anything interesting to write? Why is life so hard? Why am i more interesting in crying over fake people than in writing stuff for real people? Why am i a cat? Why do chocolate chip cookies taste so much better when you put walnuts in them? Why are INFPs so inescribably adorable? Why am i letting my salmon go cold so i can write a blog post that will inevitably not be followed by another one for months?